Si Sol
I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
E Si Fa#
I met her in a hotel lobby, Mastur*bating with a maga*zine
Sol
She said how'd you like to waste some time,
Fa#
and I couldn't resist when I saw little Nikki Solrind
Si Sol
She took me to her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes
E Si Fa#
She had so many devices Everything that money could buy
Sol
She said sign your name on the dotted line
Fa#
The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind
Si Sol
The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain
E
I can't tell you what she did to me
Si Fa#
but my body will never be the same
Sol
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Fa#
Just to show you no mercy
Si Sol
Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there
E Si Fa#
I looked all over and all I found was a phone number on the stairs
Sol
It said thank you for a funky time
Fa#
Call me up whenever you want to grind
